Let me just start by saying that my lovely cousin, Kristina, is planning to walk down the aisle in 4 weeks. I am fully aware that I am not the first person to have this complaint (and not the last.) I will assume that every 3 minutes, somewhere in this world, an innocent, unsuspecting woman is zipping into a “Bridesmaid Dress.” Any loyal friend, who loves the bride, knows it is her duty to purchase a dress that under any other circumstance, or in any other clothing boutique, would be passed by like bread at a Vegas Buffet. Nothing shows more love for a person than to proudly parade in an unflattering (unless you are a size 2), poorly-made, overpriced frock. Plus, you can tell that the dress is the right fit when the bridal clerk asks you if you are expecting. That being said. . . Kris – anything for you.