Should I feel offended?

by Sarah on October 8, 2008

in Family,Nada

My mother, The Balance-To-The-Penny Bookkeeper Extraordinaire, just purchased a long overdue iPhone last night. She was testing out all the ring tones with my father, deciding what should play when he calls her. She came upon “Duck,” which makes a delightful quacking sound. Simultaneously, in perfect stereo, they exclaimed “That should be Sarah!”

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A shoo-in for president.

by Sarah on September 3, 2008

in Nada

Bring out the ballots. . . Check out who I am voting for here.
(On a side note. . . I think my dad Dennis, The Piano Guru, is absolutely hilarious.)


May I take your order?

by Sarah on July 30, 2008

in Daniel,Nada

Me: “Babe, I’m making pancakes. Do you want any?”

Daniel: “Yes. I would like two pancakes and a parched egg.”

Me: “What the hell is a parched egg. You mean a poached egg.”

Daniel: “Its a very thirsty egg.”

Me: “I love you dumbass.”


A good kick in the ass.

by Sarah on July 17, 2008

in Depression,Nada

Some people are hustlers and some people are procrastinators. Unfortunately, I personify the definition of procrastination. Life is already hard enough on its own. Why must I make it even more difficult for myself? When, oh when, will I ever learn my lesson?